catswithbenefits: mylumps: catswithbenefits: i actually have a poultry accent you probably got it from all that cock in your mouth
destiel-padalecki: broadway-phan: fact-and-fricti0n: The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right This deserves more notes. yes oh my god please
zemmer: zieli: amaeza: untruc: amaeza: you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem. This is an “inability to respect women” problem. Which is a male problem. No, it’s an “inability to respect women” problem. I mean. There are plenty of gay males...
brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
lampsarepeopletoo: turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit is fred flinstone air bending?
aresnakesreal: i hate that “appropriate” workplace attire for women essentially means “fitted enough so we can sexualize you but not too fitted to where you are sexually empowered”
Just because she told you she never wants to see you again, that doesn’t mean...– Elizabeth Trundle (via belle-de-nuit)
Anonymous asked: I sometimes poop while shampooing my head to save time...HAHAAHAHAH XD
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
urbancatfitters: drugs and alcohol dont worry or scare me i think ive watched too much skins